IF I COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN...

  1. I wouldn't have taken Latin in high school.
  2. I would have learned how to drive a manual transmission.
  3. I would have really gone for it when we went streaking.
  4. I would have interviewed my grandparents about their lives.
  5. I wouldn't have kissed him on New Year's Eve.
    But maybe we would have wound up kissing some other time and everything still would have gotten wrecked.
  6. I would have gotten drunk less and stoned more.
  7. I would have asked my parents years ago the question I'm still to afraid to ask them.
  8. I would have called out as sexual harassment the inappropriate comment he made with his arm around my shoulder.
    It was.
  9. I would still rarely say no to dessert or stopping whatever I'm doing to look at something funny you found on the Internet.