1. Constant Comment Tea
    Static
    Sounds annoyed. "Enough with the Constant Comment(s)!" "Must you Constant(ly) Comment?"
  2. Dr. Thunder
    Static
    The Chippendales dancer of Dr. Pepper knock offs.
  3. Skerple
    Static
    Suggested by @feminist
  4. Static
    Suggested by @feminist
  5. Nads
    Static