MY HUSBAND'S COMPANY HOLIDAY PARTY IS WEARING ME OUT

Biggish corporate shindig.
  1. If it's going to be this loud, I'd better be dancing, but there is no dancing.
    Just loud music and people trying to talk over the loud music.
  2. It took me 30 minutes to get a drink.
    Open bar + 2 bartenders for, like, 100 people = sloooow service
  3. I know maybe 10 people here.
    And a crazy loud room is the very worst place to have a "tell me about you" conversation.
  4. I've already spotted all of the man buns, ugly holiday sweaters and leather pants at this party.
  5. How is it only 10:00?!?
    😬😩☹️