PRESCHOOLER JOKES

Told by my 4 year old daughter. She'll be here all week. Try the Minion-shaped mac and cheese!
  1. What did one orange say to the other orange?
    I love you, other orange!
  2. What did the orange say to the lime?
    Eyeball!
  3. What did one cow say to the other cow?
    Don't pee on me!
  4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pig. Interrupting pig who?
    [pause] Interrupting pig on a motorcycle!