Told by my 4 year old daughter. She'll be here all week. Try the Minion-shaped mac and cheese!
- •What did one orange say to the other orange?I love you, other orange!
- •What did the orange say to the lime?Eyeball!
- •What did one cow say to the other cow?Don't pee on me!
- •Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pig. Interrupting pig who?[pause] Interrupting pig on a motorcycle!