REASONS WHY THEY'RE GETTIN' NUTTIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
This has been sung/shouted on a loop in my house for the past three days.
- •Broke a bat on Johnny's head
- •Hid a frog in sister's bed
- •Spilled some ink on mommy's rug
- •Made Tommy eat a bug
- •Bought some gum with a penny slug
- •Put a tack on teacher's chair
- •Tied a knot in Susie's hair
- •Did a dance on mommy's plants
- •Climbed a tree and ripped their pants
- •Filled the sugar bowl with ants
- •Long story short: Somebody snitched. Mommy and daddy are mad.