This has been sung/shouted on a loop in my house for the past three days.
  1. Broke a bat on Johnny's head
  2. Hid a frog in sister's bed
  3. Spilled some ink on mommy's rug
  4. Made Tommy eat a bug
  5. Bought some gum with a penny slug
  6. Put a tack on teacher's chair
  7. Tied a knot in Susie's hair
  8. Did a dance on mommy's plants
  9. Climbed a tree and ripped their pants
  10. Filled the sugar bowl with ants
  11. Long story short: Somebody snitched. Mommy and daddy are mad.