1. Her call out of Robot Ryan Seacrest immediately made me think of the randomly costumed mannequin that's been behind him during the late night beach coverage.
    His Ex Machina Femme-Bot
  2. Why couldn't a Google image search pull up a photo of her?
    You know why.
  3. So I had to take a photo of my gotdamn tv.
    Like my grandpa did when they telecast Pope JPII saying Mass at Grant Park. He also made slides of those photos.
  4. There she is.
  5. I'm calling her Illuminata.