ROBO-SEACREST'S OLYMPIC MANNEQUIN GIRLFRIEND
- •Her call out of Robot Ryan Seacrest immediately made me think of the randomly costumed mannequin that's been behind him during the late night beach coverage.His Ex Machina Femme-Bot
- •Why couldn't a Google image search pull up a photo of her?You know why.
- •So I had to take a photo of my gotdamn tv.Like my grandpa did when they telecast Pope JPII saying Mass at Grant Park. He also made slides of those photos.
- •There she is.
- •I'm calling her Illuminata.