SAD THINGS IN THE GROCERY STORE

Some of the holiday shine has worn off...
  1. Succulent-filled straw panda in sale cart prison
  2. Pile O' Lobsters
  3. Beans in murky liquid
  4. Apple slices suffocating in a bag
  5. Unpurchased glacé fruit
    Better luck next year, buddy.
  6. The lady doth protest too much.
  7. Store-brand Dr. Pepper always makes me smile...
    But if Dr. HyVee is your GP, I'm sorry but you're definitely getting some awful nosocomial infection.
  8. Nope.
  9. Give up.