SAD THINGS IN THE GROCERY STORE
Some of the holiday shine has worn off...
- •Succulent-filled straw panda in sale cart prison
- •Pile O' Lobsters
- •Beans in murky liquid
- •Apple slices suffocating in a bag
- •Unpurchased glacé fruitBetter luck next year, buddy.
- •The lady doth protest too much.
- •Store-brand Dr. Pepper always makes me smile...But if Dr. HyVee is your GP, I'm sorry but you're definitely getting some awful nosocomial infection.
- •Give up.