THINGS I FEEL COMPELLED TO FINISH
- •The pint of ice cream before my kids know it's even in the freezer.
- •The chapter of the book I'm reading before my family knows I'm awake on a weekend morning.
- •Emptying the dishwasher with seconds to spare before being late to carpool.Like I'm on a game show where you win cash and prizes for putting dishes away quickly.
- •The carton of milk after its expiration date.It's unscientific and imprecise!: http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/best-enjoyed-by/ (was doing this long before I heard that episode, tbh)
- •This list before my husband teases me about listing all the time.
- •The big ass chocolate malt said husband brought home because our kids are with my parents tonight!