1. The pint of ice cream before my kids know it's even in the freezer.
  2. The chapter of the book I'm reading before my family knows I'm awake on a weekend morning.
  3. Emptying the dishwasher with seconds to spare before being late to carpool.
    Like I'm on a game show where you win cash and prizes for putting dishes away quickly.
  4. The carton of milk after its expiration date.
    It's unscientific and imprecise!: http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/best-enjoyed-by/ (was doing this long before I heard that episode, tbh)
  5. This list before my husband teases me about listing all the time.
  6. The big ass chocolate malt said husband brought home because our kids are with my parents tonight!