THINGS I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD DO IF IT WAS AN EMERGENCY

Inspired by all y'all
  1. DIY stitches
    Me and Emergency Twin @BWN_7
  2. Make a delicious dinner with only pantry ingredients
  3. Assist an uncomplicated childbirth
  4. Guest lecture in a humanities or social sciences college classroom
  5. Affect a convincing Eastern European accent
  6. Convince someone we know each other when we actually don't and strike up a conversation so as to create a diversion
  7. Pull out my own tooth
    Dental health is v important to surviving in post-apocalyptic conditions
  8. Tie a cherry stem knot inside my mouth in under 20 seconds
    Idk a Minute to Win It Scenario?
  9. 4-minutes of impromptu modern dance in front of a sizable audience
    SOMEONE FIND ME AN EMERGENCY WHERE THIS IS CALLED FOR
  10. Drive backwards super fast on an expressway like that insane scene in Ronin
    JK BUT HOW AMAZING WOULD THAT BE?!?!!