THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A TEAM EFFING PLAYER

  1. LET'S DO THIS.
  2. READY? BREAK!
  3. Strong coffee bar skills
    And like that ✨☄✨...she's gone
  4. Turn signal usage
    Like a Chicago voter. Early and often.
  5. Seamless merging
    Like synchronized swimming, but in big metal boxes moving at high speeds.
  6. Recycling and composting
    FOR THE CHILDREN
  7. Smiling at babies and kids
    ALSO FOR THE CHILDREN
  8. Holding the elevator
    Whole arm maneuver
  9. "Have a good one!"
  10. Liking after making a Suggestion
    😄
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  11. Paying attention to the stop light when first in a line of traffic.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  12. Handing someone scissors the correct way.
    This is an @alligeeshow trademark move. A move that says, "if anyone's going to get stabbed here, it's gonna be be."
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  13. Refilling the Keurig water for the next person.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  14. Resisting the urge to eat other people's clearly-marked food in the fridge
    RIGHT CARL?!?????!?!!
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  15. When everybody moves to their right in heavy human traffic like the unwritten law of life that it is.
    Suggested by   @ShawnKelly
  16. Putting a new roll on
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  17. Picking up change for someone when they've dropped it
    Suggested by   @thisiscmartin
  18. Parking equal-distance between the yellow lines.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  19. Loading the dishwasher
    Whenever you see dishes in the sink.
    Suggested by   @andersun
  20. unloading too! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 ☺️ @andersun
    Suggested by   @nikkilounoel
  21. Joining whoever started the slow clap so they ain't all alone in their generous show of praise.
    Suggested by   @listerine86