"THINGS YOU CAN GET ALL EXCITED ABOUT, BUT WHEN YOU GET THEM YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS ISN'T SO GREAT"
As explained by my 3rd grader.
- •Your name on a piece of rice in a little glass jar you can wear around your neck.
- •One of those light up glitter wandsWhen the plastic things break off, it's just a flashlight.
- •A googly eyes headband
- •A toilet bankYou flush it and the coin goes down. It's really just gross.
- •(Interestingly, she doesn't actually have any of these things. Sour grapes? Why focus on these things when there are American Girl accessories to make pitches for?)