"THINGS YOU CAN GET ALL EXCITED ABOUT, BUT WHEN YOU GET THEM YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS ISN'T SO GREAT"

As explained by my 3rd grader.
  1. Your name on a piece of rice in a little glass jar you can wear around your neck.
  2. One of those light up glitter wands
    When the plastic things break off, it's just a flashlight.
  3. A googly eyes headband
  4. A toilet bank
    You flush it and the coin goes down. It's really just gross.
  5. (Interestingly, she doesn't actually have any of these things. Sour grapes? Why focus on these things when there are American Girl accessories to make pitches for?)