As explained by my 3rd grader.
  1. Your name on a piece of rice in a little glass jar you can wear around your neck.
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  2. One of those light up glitter wands
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    When the plastic things break off, it's just a flashlight.
  3. A googly eyes headband
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  4. A toilet bank
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    You flush it and the coin goes down. It's really just gross.
  5. (Interestingly, she doesn't actually have any of these things. Sour grapes? Why focus on these things when there are American Girl accessories to make pitches for?)