Former NFL quarterback or obscure wind up toy that shoots sparks from its butt? This Bronchitismas© conversation got surprisingly confusing.
  1. Static
  2. "He was homeschooled."
  3. "Did you know he is from Makati in the Philippines?"
  4. "There are all kinds of things about him on the internet. Google it."
    Bibo. Also Tebow.
  5. "He's playing single A baseball now."
    Tebow. Maybe also Bibo?
  6. "There are clocks with him on them."
    Bibo. Possibly both?