WHAT?

Dinnertime questions
  1. "Mama, what is Pinot Chile?"
    From the 9 year old. It was actually pinochle. She didn't know what that was, either.
  2. "Mama, I'm going to do some math quizzines (like "cuisines") with you. How does the number 8 look different than the number 18?"
    From the 5 year old who is now a math teacher named Miss Sherry.