WHAT I DO WHEN NO ONE'S WATCHING

Inspired by @semioccasional
  1. Tour jeté
    Not exactly how I look doing it
  2. Pretend I'm in a music video for whatever song I'm listening to
  3. Take selfies I don't do anything with
  4. Pick my nose
  5. Adjust my undergarments
  6. Check to see if my deodorant is still working
  7. Lean in and examine my face very closely in the bathroom mirror