1. I trust @ChrisK will weed out participants with murdery vibes.
    A glance through their lists or even a quick search to see if anyone's written HOW I'M GOING TO MURDER MY LIST APP SECRET SANTA RECIPIENT should do the trick.
  2. ListAppers are soooo nice!
    For real. It would maybe be the perfect hiding place for a creepy psycho killer, but I'm choosing not to think about that. Focusing on the niceness! 😀
  3. It would be easy enough for someone to figure out my address and come get me without the pretense of a Secret Santa. Right?
  4. I don't really know anyone on ListApp IRL.
    Statistically speaking, I'm way more likely to be murdered (attacked, stalked, etc.) by someone I know. Sad but true.
  5. I'm an international assassin and a silat master.