WHY I'M NOT AFRAID OF GETTING MURDERED BECAUSE OF THE LIST APP SECRET SANTA 🎅🏻🎄
- •I trust @ChrisK will weed out participants with murdery vibes.A glance through their lists or even a quick search to see if anyone's written HOW I'M GOING TO MURDER MY LIST APP SECRET SANTA RECIPIENT should do the trick.
- •ListAppers are soooo nice!For real. It would maybe be the perfect hiding place for a creepy psycho killer, but I'm choosing not to think about that. Focusing on the niceness! 😀
- •It would be easy enough for someone to figure out my address and come get me without the pretense of a Secret Santa. Right?
- •I don't really know anyone on ListApp IRL.Statistically speaking, I'm way more likely to be murdered (attacked, stalked, etc.) by someone I know. Sad but true.
- •I'm an international assassin and a silat master.TELL ME I'M NOT.