THINGS PEOPLE SAY WHEN I TELL THEM I'M ITALIAN

Because people really know how to make me feel like a (resident) alien 🇮🇹
  1. Wait what?
  2. Like your family lives in Italy?
  3. Oh yeah me too, my family came from (enter unknown small Italian village NO ONE else has heard of)! 😑
  4. But you don't have any accent?
  5. How do you know English so well?
  6. Where in Italy? (👈 right question)
  7. OMG say something in Italian!? 😶
  8. Like you grew up there??
  9. OMG I LOVE ITALY!
  10. (Question in some sort of pigeon Italian/study abroad inside joke I don't understand)
  11. Oh, Italia! (With Family Guy style Italian accent)
  12. That makes so much sense.