Questions single people in their 30's are tired of being asked

  1. 1.
    Are you seeing anybody?
    Not to be a smart ass, but technically I see a lot of people everyday.
  2. 2.
    How is someone like you single?
    I'll take that as a backwards ass compliment, but is being single now considered a preexisting medical condition?
  3. 3.
    When are you going to settle down?
    Never, I have no interest in settling down, ever. And I hope whatever man comes in my life doesn't want to settle either.
  4. 4.
    What ever happened to what's his name?
    I'm not sure, but if you're referring to him as "what's his name" he obviously didn't make a lasting impression on either of us.
  5. 5.
    What are you looking for?
    If this is your attempt at setting me up, don't. I don't know what I am looking for, all I know is I will know when I find it.
  6. 6.
    Don't you want children?
    This is a double whammy. Someday, if it's in the cards I would like to procreate. But hey, thanks for the reminder that I'm riding the short bus when it comes to maternal living.