1. "Son, women are like video games. If you're lucky, you get one that has endless levels."
    Father/Son date, apparently some talks about birds and bees was about to go down
  2. "I'm done, you can go swim in a lake of dicks"
    Overheard by a woman talking to someone on the phone at a coffee shop. Still wrapping my head around this one.
  3. Does this lipstick make me look fat?
    Happy Hour- Hmmmm, no. But that question makes you sound stupid.