Weird Things I Overhear
- •"Son, women are like video games. If you're lucky, you get one that has endless levels."Father/Son date, apparently some talks about birds and bees was about to go down
- •"I'm done, you can go swim in a lake of dicks"Overheard by a woman talking to someone on the phone at a coffee shop. Still wrapping my head around this one.
- •Does this lipstick make me look fat?Happy Hour- Hmmmm, no. But that question makes you sound stupid.