5 photos on my phone chosen at random

  1. Most hungover I've ever been trying to FaceTime my friends to see if they are in similar pain
  2. Don't remember
  3. Snapchat photo of me as strawberry! When will my sex appeal take a break
  4. Tragedy struck. Spilled coffee in my car. Would be a good swimming pool for a tiny insomniac
  5. Me with a sheet mask on at four in the morning