Things I wanna do instead of doing work

  1. Watch David Blaine's magic special
  2. Go to Bridget Jones baby
    Theaters by me have reclining seats
  3. Suck on helium and leave voicemails for friends
  4. Watch the Simpsons Halloween Specials
  5. Listen to True Crime podcasts
  6. Sample office chairs at Staples
  7. Go to a trampoline park
  8. Get a mini trampoline for my room for fitness/to annoy neighbors
  9. Watch unlikely animal human friendships aka Christian the Lion
  10. Get beamed into a different universe
  11. Transcend corporeal form
  12. Meet some chill aliens in space
  13. NOT DO HOMEWORK EVER AGAIN