Things I Want for Christmas...
...That no one will get me
- •A gunI am very anti-gun. But I want one
- •A motorcycleWith an American flag stuck on the back.
- •Mustang convertibleApparently this is "unreasonable" for a Chicago winter I disagree
- •Samurai swordI "can't be trusted" with one?? Rude
- •The open roadApparently too abstract for gift-giving
- •Daryl Dixon as my beauApparently its "impossible" to give me "fictional character"
- •A lack of judgement at how Americana this list isA phase? Maybe
- •Record playerHipster bullshit? Maybe