Better Than Sex:
There are somethings that just are.
- •Sneezing. You know the times you felt the sneeze starting and then can't? When you finally do sneeze it is better than sex.
- •Flying and your ear pressure builds and then finally your ears pop. Better than sex.
- •When your spine won't crack and then you do something random and it finally does. Ahhh... Better than sex.
- •Taking off your 3 inch heels you have been wearing all day and putting on slippers. Better than sex.
- •Taking off the bra you have worn all day while sitting in a meeting in an uncomfortable chair. Then sliding into that favorite humongous t-shirt. Better than sex.