There are somethings that just are.
  1. Sneezing. You know the times you felt the sneeze starting and then can't? When you finally do sneeze it is better than sex.
  2. Flying and your ear pressure builds and then finally your ears pop. Better than sex.
  3. When your spine won't crack and then you do something random and it finally does. Ahhh... Better than sex.
  4. Taking off your 3 inch heels you have been wearing all day and putting on slippers. Better than sex.
  5. Taking off the bra you have worn all day while sitting in a meeting in an uncomfortable chair. Then sliding into that favorite humongous t-shirt. Better than sex.