Things That I Think Donuts Might Cure
- •I tried 2 Donuts for Asthma but it didn't work. I will try 3 and get back to you.
- •Fear of screwing up at work. That is where you get the donuts. 1 donut cures this malady.
- •Feed an uncommon cold a donut. Give the fever a donut too. I am sure 2 donuts a day keep the doctor in practice
- •A donut can cure a crying woman and prevents her from throwing things at your head.
- •Give a dog a bone and they will bury it. Give a dog a donut and the dog might barf in your lap. In this case, clean off the barf wait 30 minutes and eat the other donut you were saving for the dog.
- •Reference above: you have the dog as a companion pet because you are lonely and both the dog and donut help.
- •Reference above: Donuts do not cure loneliness the dog helps.
- •I would like donuts to cure cancer because how awesome would it be to just eat warm donuts as a cure.
- •Donuts feel squishy between your toes and reminds of being at the beach. Donuts allow you to relax thus curing tension.