OVERHEARD: PRIME DAY SHOPPING SPREE

I'm at a party, and this is a list of someone's prime day purchases.
  1. 1.
    Six Socks
  2. 2.
    A year's supply of wet wipes.
  3. 3.
    A button down shirt
  4. 4.
    An exercise shirt and pants
  5. 5.
    Shitty protein
  6. 6.
    MMA gloves
  7. 7.
    LED light bulbs