An (extremely late) open letter to apple
- •Trains: why so many?I'll put the most common of the confusions first.
- •Never satisfiedYOU LEFT OUT SWANS?!!?! GET READY for the list of emojis I still want next okay.
- •Chains, but no whipSOS. Can't find the new whip emoji.
- •Weather emojisOverwhelming. Snow. And wind. So much snow and wind.
- •THIS PARTICULAR weather emojiSeriously, what is this? Is this for people who have a phobia of facing the decision between grAy and grEy? Real fear for me. Now I can just use this emoji in sentences instead of typing anything at all!
- •Anti-concern: coffins and urnsThe new coffin & urn emojis also show up in a simplified form for people who don't have the updated iOS system!!! Thank your lucky stars! #needtoknow
- •What if I didn't want my pumpkin emoji carved?
- •The tacos make me hungry