An (extremely late) open letter to apple
  1. Trains: why so many?
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    I'll put the most common of the confusions first.
  2. Never satisfied
    YOU LEFT OUT SWANS?!!?! GET READY for the list of emojis I still want next okay.
  3. Chains, but no whip
    SOS. Can't find the new whip emoji.
  4. Weather emojis
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    Overwhelming. Snow. And wind. So much snow and wind.
  5. THIS PARTICULAR weather emoji
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    Seriously, what is this? Is this for people who have a phobia of facing the decision between grAy and grEy? Real fear for me. Now I can just use this emoji in sentences instead of typing anything at all!
  6. Anti-concern: coffins and urns
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    The new coffin & urn emojis also show up in a simplified form for people who don't have the updated iOS system!!! Thank your lucky stars! #needtoknow
  7. What if I didn't want my pumpkin emoji carved?
  8. The tacos make me hungry