Questions My Mom Asked While Watching the Amy Schumer Special
Some people say don't watch Amy Schumer with your parents. I say watch with your mom a take notes. The following is NONFICTION...
- •"Should we watch this with your Dad?"
- •"Catch a D? What's a D?"
- •"What does deep dick mean? I'm going to Google it."
- •"36? Yeah right. Nobody has 36 drinks in a week ever."
- •"Dumpster?"Cum Dumpster, Mom. CUM DUMPSTER.
- •"What did she just say about Planned Parenthood?"Nothing you need to know about.
- •"Is that true? Do they show it to you after a bikini wax?"
- •"What is a rub and tug? Why aren't you answering me?"This was a tough one because she didn't know about happy endings either.
- •"Weed and wine and Ambien? What does Ambien do?"