Single Valentines Day

Planning ahead J.I.C. u n0?
  1. Pop a Molly and hop in a bubble bath
    I've never "popped a Molly" but I've listened to some songs about it and this activity sounds glorious and self satisfying.
  2. Chocolate cake TO THE FACE
  3. Watch a really violent movie in which the main character's significant other ends up being the sadistic serial killer.
  4. Watch a really violent movie in which the main character's ends up brutally murdering his/her significant other
  5. Go on Facebook and “like” every picture of your ex with his/her new lover.
    It shows you’re over it, right?
  6. Send anyone you’re hooking up with pictures of babies and baby carriages, just to see how serious he/she is about things
  7. Converse with others only in Harry Potter pick up lines.
    "Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?"
  8. Leave love notes that read "My Precious" in random mailboxes around the office throughout the day