Single Valentines Day
Planning ahead J.I.C. u n0?
- •Pop a Molly and hop in a bubble bathI've never "popped a Molly" but I've listened to some songs about it and this activity sounds glorious and self satisfying.
- •Chocolate cake TO THE FACE
- •Watch a really violent movie in which the main character's significant other ends up being the sadistic serial killer.
- •Watch a really violent movie in which the main character's ends up brutally murdering his/her significant other
- •Go on Facebook and “like” every picture of your ex with his/her new lover.It shows you’re over it, right?
- •Send anyone you’re hooking up with pictures of babies and baby carriages, just to see how serious he/she is about things
- •Converse with others only in Harry Potter pick up lines."Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?"
- •Leave love notes that read "My Precious" in random mailboxes around the office throughout the day