Things You Cannot Hide in Your Pants / Put in Your Pockets
One friend's reaction to this list: "Not funny. The title of this list could be 'things people who have experienced the physical reality in which we live know not to put in their pants'"
- •Nickelodeon Slimed Slime
- •Large or even medium sized animals
- •Especially cats
- •Free flowing liquids
- •Bean paste
- •Platonic friendships