Things You Cannot Hide in Your Pants / Put in Your Pockets

One friend's reaction to this list: "Not funny. The title of this list could be 'things people who have experienced the physical reality in which we live know not to put in their pants'"
  1. Tacos
  2. Nickelodeon Slimed Slime
  3. Large or even medium sized animals
  4. Especially cats
  5. Free flowing liquids
  6. Bean paste
  7. Platonic friendships