THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE WATCHING THE GOP DEBATE
I am a Democrat.
- •John Kasich tries so hard. He looks like he's in a 10th grade speech competition. Kinda feel bad for the guy already.
- •What's up with Ben Carson's eyebrows?
- •Does Trump do bar mitzvahs?
- •I'm pretty sure Carly Fiorina makes up all of her statistics.
- •Has Mike Huckabee lost weight?
- •For real, though. What is going on with those eyebrows? Is it a tic?
- •Oh God, I think I feel sorry for Jeb Bush. How did that happen?
- •Ted Cruz sounds like a pastor that would lead a gay conversion therapy group. And he's not answering any of the questions.
- •Omg, Chris Christie is like totally ob-sessed with HRC.
- •Ben Carson's hand gestures are awkward as fuck. Is he doing the church and the steeple game? Is he on drugs?
- •Stop looking at me, Chris Christie.
- •Did Jeb just sneeze? What was that?
- •All of these people are nuts.