THINGS I LEARNED FROM MY GRANDMA

Round 1 of this list.
  1. If I don't want the rest of my drink, but want my date to think I've finished, throw it in a plant
  2. Your hair is always best with a little poof
  3. Eating an orange every day keeps you healthy
  4. Mango salsa makes everything taste better
  5. Always carry a secret $50
  6. There is no such thing as ordering too much Chinese food take out
  7. Everything can be frozen, thawed, and frozen again
  8. I'm a cheap date
  9. Crossword puzzles make you smarter
  10. People magazine has all the information you ever need to know
  11. George Clooney a la ER is the most handsome man ever