12 HOURS AT A COUNTRY CLUB

Here's what I learned.
  1. Hilty, Tuck, Puck, Mimi, Buffy, Skip, Mudge
    These are all perfectly respectable names. For people. Not doggies.
  2. You shouldn't take the children to the Galapagos until they are at least ten. Otherwise, it's a waste.
    EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
  3. Penny Loafers are a sensible shoe but don't ruin it with socks.
  4. There's no bad weather just bad clothing.
    Helly Hansen, son!
  5. A good go-to outfit for ladies is tennis whites. Since you're either coming from or heading to the court. No yoga pants.
    Here's a winter version.
  6. Voting Dem in this election is OK. Hillary can tow the line.
  7. Backgammon is an important life skill.
  8. Spending time in Europe is important. There is paddle tennis there you know!
    What the hell is paddle tennis?
  9. Creamed spinach still exists.
  10. 4pm is actually cocktail hour. Not 5pm.