CRAZY SHIT I HEARD PEOPLE SAY IN THE HAMPTONS
- •Sorry, I'm late. I was taking a lavender and rose petal bath.Really. Someone said this to me.
- •Montauk is the new Miami.
- •People live here in the winter?
- •The locals must get lonely during the off season.I'm local. Believe me, I wish I got lonely. People everywhere dude.
- •Thursday is the new Friday.
- •It must be spring, I keep seeing lamborghinis.My 9 year old daughter said this to me. Her whole world view of class and race is going to be totally fucked.