CRAZY SHIT I HEARD PEOPLE SAY IN THE HAMPTONS

  1. Sorry, I'm late. I was taking a lavender and rose petal bath.
    Really. Someone said this to me.
  2. Montauk is the new Miami.
  3. People live here in the winter?
  4. The locals must get lonely during the off season.
    I'm local. Believe me, I wish I got lonely. People everywhere dude.
  5. Thursday is the new Friday.
  6. It must be spring, I keep seeing lamborghinis.
    My 9 year old daughter said this to me. Her whole world view of class and race is going to be totally fucked.