THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY HUSBAND WHEN I THOUGHT HE WAS AWAKE BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY ASLEEP.

When I repeated them later he was surprised.
  1. 1.
    I think I'm pregnant.
  2. 2.
    We're out of coffee.
  3. 3.
    No milk.
  4. 4.
    I need that check.
  5. 5.
    You're getting the kids.
  6. 6.
    Your mom is coming for dinner.
  7. 7.
    I got a parking ticket.
  8. 8.
    11:15 is the school concert.
  9. 9.
    You're pizza dad today.