THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY HUSBAND WHEN I THOUGHT HE WAS AWAKE BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY ASLEEP.
When I repeated them later he was surprised.
- •I think I'm pregnant.
- •We're out of coffee.
- •No milk.
- •I need that check.
- •You're getting the kids.
- •Your mom is coming for dinner.
- •I got a parking ticket.
- •11:15 is the school concert.
- •You're pizza dad today.