3 Major Problems With Crimson Peak

Yes, the film is the breathtakingly beautiful and disturbing masterpiece we have come to expect from Guillermo del Toro, but I simply cannot let these problems slide by.
  1. Suspension of common sense.
    Any sane person would have turned right the hell around at the first sign of red goo oozing through the floor.
  2. Jessica Chastain with Raven hair is waaaay too creepy.
    Creepier than a redhead torturing prisoners, creepy.
  3. The Anti-Hobson's Choice between Charlie Hunnam and Tom Hiddleston
    Without addressing how one woman could deserve such abundance, how could one expect her to choose? Why not both?