A SENTENCE FOR EACH OF THE LAST FIVE PEOPLE I'VE KISSED
Okay how do y'all remember EVERYONE you've ever kissed?? I went through a long phase of getting v affectionate when drunk, but man, I've kissed a lot of people. In order of least to most recent.
- 5.I really did not want this to happen and I regret it a lot.
- 4.Honestly, you are so annoying, but I'm thankful you're still here.
- 3.Sorry I got so drunk that we made out and I ruined our year and a half of platonic friendship, but you're swell for pretending it didn't happen.
- 2.I'm sad it's over, but I'm actually very relieved that I'm not the one who fucked it up.
- 1.We have to stop hooking up in cars, and despite the fact that you hardly ever answer my texts, you're still one of the coolest people I know.