HOUSE OF CARDS CHARACTERS, RANKED BY WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO BETRAY ME 🏀

  1. 10.
    Frank Underwood
    Would probably murder me. I'm young and hot, and I'm not saying I'm opposed to a Zoe Barnes kind of relationship here. Most likely to betray me, hands down.
  2. 9.
    Claire Underwood
    My weakness is that I'm so attracted to/intimidated by her. She would just use me and betray me. Hopefully a little less likely to betray me than her husband? But who's to say
  3. 8.
    Doug Stamper
    Let's face it, I'm not Frank, so I literally mean nothing to him. And actually, I don't want to mean anything to him, bc we all saw what happened to Rachel 🙏 Would probably stab me in the back with no thought and I'd still feel bad for him and his tragic backstory.
  4. 7.
    Seth Grayson
    An actual snake. Would probably throw me under the bus even though I've never spoken to him. Gives me the CREEPS
  5. 6.
    Remy Danton
    I LOVE Remy, but I'm just too broke. Literally anyone can offer him more money than I can. Betrayal = inevitable
  6. 5.
    Jackie Sharp
    Actually in love with Jackie and her sex appeal/badassery, but she also couldn't give a shit about me.
  7. 4.
    Catherine Durant
    Tbh I think she'd only betray me if Frank told her to. Scary lady though. Wild card.
  8. 3.
    Heather Dunbar
    She PROBABLY wouldn't betray me. She's got a strong moral compass and wouldn't sacrifice that, unless she really had to.
  9. 2.
    Thomas Yates
    Sweet angel. Terrible writer. He would write about me cryptically, but it would never ruin my life. No one reads anything but Scorpio anyway
  10. 1.
    Edward Meechum
    Sweet angel baby. Too pure for this world. Would follow me around like a puppy and DIE for me, probably. 💕