HUNGOVER TO DO LIST

I had so much wine last night it's not even okay 🍷
  1. 1.
    Throw my phone into the blizzard so I don't read my drunk texts
  2. 2.
    Drink 5 gallons of water to get rid of that post-wine dry mouth
  3. 3.
    Ibuprofen
  4. 4.
    Scrub the purple off of my lips
    Like COME ON why does it always do that to me 😩