I had so much wine last night it's not even okay 🍷
  1. Throw my phone into the blizzard so I don't read my drunk texts
  2. Drink 5 gallons of water to get rid of that post-wine dry mouth
  3. Ibuprofen
  4. Scrub the purple off of my lips
    Like COME ON why does it always do that to me 😩