I WOKE UP TO

  1. A text from my mom about another B&N that's closing
  2. The realization that someone I consider a best friend doesn't want me to be happy, and in fact works to end that happiness whenever possible
  3. Suicidal ideation
  4. The realization that the lack of motivation I possess will probably lead me to stay in my hometown, which I hate, for the rest of my life
  5. The Sh'boom song from Clue stuck in my head
  6. A text from a manager asking me to sub at a different library
  7. A bad hair day