INFORMATION I'D WANT IN MY POSSESSION BUT WOULD IMMEDIATELY REGRET RECEIVING

  1. A list of everyone who has thought about me naked
  2. How often my ex thinks about me
  3. What all of my friends say about me when I leave the room
  4. What the guys I've slept with tell their friends about me
  5. Where I'd be now if I'd gone to the other college I wanted to go to
  6. How many times I've heard the song Call Me Maybe