LISTS MY FAMILY WOULD MAKE ABOUT ME

Inspired by @tatertotfreak @k8mcgarry @beatlesmccuen idk fuckin everybody. Y'all are funny. Also I'm late on the trend 💯
  1. WAYS KIM HAS MADE US FEEL LIKE BAD PARENTS
    See: atheism, liberalism, inaptitude for science or math
  2. EMBARRASSING NICKNAMES WE HAVE FOR KIM
  3. REASONS KIM SHOULD DATE HER BEST FRIEND NICK FROM HIGH SCHOOL
    Reasons include: "he's a nice boy" and "we like his parents"
  4. TIMES I'VE HAD TO PUT MONEY IN KIM'S BANK ACCOUNT BECAUSE SHE'S BAD AT BUDGETING
    Written by my dad. It's not THAT many times, but he talks about it all the time anyway 🙄
  5. WORDS KIM USES TOO MUCH
    Another by dad, including "super," "literally," and "so."
  6. WHY KIM SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I FORCED HER TO JOIN THE MARCHING BAND
    By my mom. Just a lot of wildly incorrect statements about how important band was to me. She's always been WAY more into it.
  7. REASONS WE THINK KIM IS AN ALCOHOLIC
    So I can finish a bottle of wine to myself, SO CAN MOST PEOPLE MY AGE
  8. POSSIBLE ANIMALS THAT HAVE DONATED THEIR HEART TO MY SISTER
    By my brother. He likes to joke that I have a cow, pig, or monkey heart.......
  9. GUYS KIM HAS DATED THAT WE KNOW ABOUT
    By my siblings. Probably just includes "the English guy" and "a white rapper who probably wears a lot of hats (don't all white male rappers wear hats?)"
  10. THINGS KIM SPENDS HER MONEY ON WHEN SHE SHOULD BE SAVING
    Including Taco Bell, sundresses, and way too much alcohol