MY FORMER CRUSHES: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Inspired by @torihyndman
  1. Still in our hometown, has a girlfriend with VERY thin eyebrows
  2. A basketball star during college. Now???
  3. Living in NYC with a girlfriend who I assume is way hotter and more talented than me
  4. STILL working at the pizza place on Main Street. Lmao.
  5. Still a cook at my workplace
  6. About to graduate college with his hot girlfriend
  7. Being very Italian in a Jewish fraternity
  8. Living in Utah with his hot girlfriend
  9. Changed his name, Starbucks barista, color guard girlfriend
  10. Grad school in Texas. And gay.
  11. Still in England, actually single for once
  12. Living in Baltimore with his pretty girlfriend
  13. Working for a congressional campaign and talking to his exgirlfriend again
  14. BUT NONE OF THEM ARE MARRIED
    So I consider this a win