MY FORMER CRUSHES: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Inspired by @torihyndman
- •Still in our hometown, has a girlfriend with VERY thin eyebrows
- •A basketball star during college. Now???
- •Living in NYC with a girlfriend who I assume is way hotter and more talented than me
- •STILL working at the pizza place on Main Street. Lmao.
- •Still a cook at my workplace
- •About to graduate college with his hot girlfriend
- •Being very Italian in a Jewish fraternity
- •Living in Utah with his hot girlfriend
- •Changed his name, Starbucks barista, color guard girlfriend
- •Grad school in Texas. And gay.
- •Still in England, actually single for once
- •Living in Baltimore with his pretty girlfriend
- •Working for a congressional campaign and talking to his exgirlfriend again
- •BUT NONE OF THEM ARE MARRIEDSo I consider this a win