NICKNAMES FOR SOME OF THE GUYS I'VE HAD SEX WITH

Inspired by @izzyballiette. This is my response when my friends say, "which one was that?" I'm the worst. Also this has been in my drafts for ages so HERE YA GO
  1. Jack 1, Jack 2, and Jak 3
    You can imagine why these exist
  2. Virgin
  3. The one I cried to when he was inside me
  4. Minute Dan
    🙈
  5. The Milk Man
  6. 30 y/o Canadian
    I'm not very creative
  7. Virginia fuck buddy
  8. Clingy okcupid
  9. Car sex
  10. Austrian
    Again not creative, but idk his name so this is all I got
  11. Guy who doesn't believe in climate change
  12. Drug dealer
  13. The guy I'm dating
    Classic