Requested by @lizabeth
Thank you for this!! I actually deleted my profile (again) about two weeks ago bc I was getting the WORST messages, but I tweet these a lot so I have them saved up ☺️
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    Do I need oxygen to breathe?
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    This goes on for some time. Why are you explaining why you would possibly want to send a message? That's how you meet people???
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    Disgusting.
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    Because he's thirsty.
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    πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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    July 3, 2014
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    January 7, 2015. Same chat up line 6 months later!!!
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    Straightforward
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    Stop
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    He introduced himself as his username....
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    Then I got into Okc in Prague........wtf
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    Part 2. Now he's stalking me. All the Americans hang out in the same places, I guess.
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    πŸ‘€
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    This is far less clever than you think, sir
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    Your prize is that you get to go fuck your self!!! πŸŽ‰
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