TERRIBLE EXCHANGES FROM OKCUPID I SAVED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT 💁💕
Thank you for this!! I actually deleted my profile (again) about two weeks ago bc I was getting the WORST messages, but I tweet these a lot so I have them saved up ☺️
- •Do I need oxygen to breathe?
- •This goes on for some time. Why are you explaining why you would possibly want to send a message? That's how you meet people???
- •Because he's thirsty.
- •July 3, 2014
- •January 7, 2015. Same chat up line 6 months later!!!
- •He introduced himself as his username....
- •Then I got into Okc in Prague........wtf
- •Part 2. Now he's stalking me. All the Americans hang out in the same places, I guess.
- •This is far less clever than you think, sir
- •Your prize is that you get to go fuck your self!!! 🎉