Inspired by @Fitz
  1. What is your favorite word?
  2. What is your least favorite word?
  3. What turns you on?
    The type of humor that one can slip into with another easily–going along with bits, puns, situational humor. Also subtle physical touch like bumping arms.
  4. What turns you off?
    Casual use of racist humor. Calling things "retarded." Not laughing at my jokes.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Leaves blowing against each other in the wind, rain pattering on the roof, the drip and sputter of a coffee machine
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    People chewing
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Sales. Like going on an appointment to someone's house and trying to convince them to buy your heater or air conditioner or whatever (my dad's job).
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say at the pearly gates?
    I know you gave up on me, but I never gave up on you.