THINGS I JUDGE MYSELF FOR: dumb white tv/film dads I want to fuck edition

THIS IS MY 200TH LIST!!! And I surpassed 400 followers last night so HELLO I love all of youuuuu. Here's a disgraceful list to celebrate πŸ’•
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    Alan Alda in M*A*S*H
    🎢 because suicide is painless 🎢 This is my dad's favorite tv show. I'm a sinner. (Also I researched for a good 15 minutes to find out if Hawkeye is a father and my results were inconclusive.)
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    Jack Bolton from HSM
    TELL ME YOU WOULDNT you're a damn liar
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    Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines
    He's such trash but 😍
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    John Slattery in Mad Men
    I'm convinced John Slattery was born looking like an old man, but he's a handsome goddamn devil
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    Maxwell Sheffield from The Nanny
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    Elliot Stabler in SVU
    The Irish Catholicism. The blind rage when people are shitty. The MUSCLES. Christopher Meloni forever.
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    Kevin Spacey in House of Cards
    Okay, he doesn't have any children...or does he?
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    Phil Dunphy
    Suggested by Β  @solena