THINGS THAT TURN ME ON

  1. Not using your turn signal
  2. Sliding into the next lane without looking OR using your turn signal
  3. Almost crashing into my car bc you were too busy to look or use your turn signal
  4. Not knowing how to merge
  5. Not turning right on red even though there's no sign prohibiting you from doing so
  6. Tailgating
  7. Going 10 miles under the speed limit
  8. Going slow in the left lane bc you're gonna turn in three miles
  9. Passing on the right
  10. Not moving over for emergency vehicles
  11. Cutting me off
  12. Speeding down the shoulder when everyone's stopped bc of traffic 😍
  13. 🔥🔥🔥