TIMES I HAVE SMILED UNDER OATH [#MAKELISTWEIRDAGAIN]

I've never been under oath and I'm not clever enough to come up with something funny, but while I was doing research, this happened.
  1. But tbh if I swore to tell the truth on the basis of the idea that meaning does not exist in such an absurd world, I'm not sure I'd tell the truth at all.
  2. What am I doing here where is this list going I'm so sorry