Hang on, it's about to get ruff. If you're not into bark humour, this list might not be for you.
- •I don't take Bijons to the park in the winter because they might Frise
- •The best part of having electronic locks is never forgetting Yorkies
- •I went to a dog petting zoo once, but they only had one dog. It was a Shit-tzu.
- •Canadian dogs have claws that are really Shar, Pei?
- •I had a friend named Jacob Russell who wanted to be more like his hero, Terry Crews. I would've given anything to make Jack Russell Terry-er.