A step by step guide
  1. Step 1
    Doing well so far
  2. Step 2
    Keep up the good work
  3. Step 5
    Now it starts to get tricky...
  4. Step 8
    Step 10 is also acceptable
  5. Step 10
    Feel free to go for 11 if you've done this a few times
  6. Step 14
    Hooray! You've successfully fallen down the stairs!
  7. Go to the hospital
    Or not. If you've made it this far, you're responsible enough to make your own decisions.