My Favourite Jokes So Bad They're Good

In no particular order
  1. What's brown and sticky?
    A stick
  2. Why can you never find hippos in trees?
    They're really good at hiding
  3. A farmer was in his field with his 96 cows
    But when he rounded them up, he counted 100
  4. How do you make holy water?
    You boil the hell out of it!
  5. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A fsh
  6. What's red and smells like blue paint?
    Red paint
  7. If you throw a blue stone in the Red Sea, what does it become?
    Wet
  8. My first dog was named Spot
    But then I spilled spot remover on him and now he's gone
  9. What do you call a man with no arms or legs?
    His name, which in this case happens to be Matt
  10. Knock Knock, who's there?
    Not Matt
  11. What sport do you play with a Wombat?
    Wom